
LUMINARIUM - A Play in Five Acts
November 07, 2008
Professor Lahaie completed the text for this fascinating history play about the life of Saint Gregory the Illuminator during the summer of 2008. It has sinced been translated into Armenian with real interest in seeing the play staged in the Armendian homeland.

GLORIA DEI - A Play in Two Acts
June 28, 2007
Professor Lahaie has just completed the text for an exciting new drama, which he has entitled GLORIA DEI. This new drama explores the ethical choices surrounding the starvation of a young woman diagnosed as being in a Persistent Vegistative State or PVS. Although a fictional story, this play echoes the Terry Schaivo court case from 2005. This script has been selected for production in the annual Playwrights Workshop at Gardner-Webb University, and will premiere in November 2007.

CUBICLE! The Office Musical!
November 4, 2008
The text for Professor Lahaie's very latest script is now complete. It is called CUBICLE! The Office Musical. The music for the show, written by Roger Lowe, is now complete. Check back for updates on this exciting show.

LEAR ReLoaded
November 4, 2008
Professor Lahaie's very latest work, a deconstruction of Shakespeare's KING LEAR, is now complete. This retelling of the King Lear myth explores the weak dualities of god/man and blessing/cursing in order to underline the medieval mindset of the original work and reposition the narrative as a post-modern dramatic event. Although the play is a derivative work, it preserves much of the Bard’s original language.
DOGFALL
Dog●fall (dôg´fôl) n. 1 A term used in classical wrestling describing the event of two players hitting the mat simultaneously, whereby neither wrestler receives credit for the throw. 2 A draw or stalemate.
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The action of the play takes place in a mostly abandoned tenement building in Dallas, Texas. Mike Howarda radical from the far religious righthas kidnapped Dr. Jake McKenzie, Dallas’ famed suicide doctorwith the intent to serve his own homegrown justice upon the doctor, since the courts have yet to convict him of any wrongdoing. Mike presents evidence of McKenzie’s wrongdoing in a mock trial while silencing McKenzie’s attempt to justify his actions. Underestimating his elderly captive, Mike lets his guard down and is overpowered by the wily physician. Instead of escaping his captor, McKenzie places the now-chained radical on trial in like manner, an opportunity the doctor uses to defend his own actions and give voice to the radical left. The plot takes an unexpected turn as the play reaches its climax, throwing both characters into turmoil. Constructed as a dialectic, this play explores the extreme positions (both politically and socially) represented in the Right-to-Die debate active in the United States over the last twenty-five years. Although the play's focus is on doctor-assisted suicide, the author explores the whole of the ethical quagmire represented in the right-to-die movementabortion, euthanasia, sanctity of life, the life to come, religious zealotry and more.
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DOGFALL has received the following honors:
- Southeastern Theatre Conference's (SETC) Charles M. Getchel New Play Award for 2004/05.
- The Mark Gilbert New Play Award for 2005 awarded by the Greensboro (NC) Playwright's Forum and selected for production in the annual NC New Play Project.
- North Carolina Theatre Conference's (NCTC) New Play Award for 2004.
- Semi-Finalist in Edward Albee's Last Frontier Theatre Conference, 2004.
DOGFALL was first workshopped in Gardner-Webb University's Playwright's Workshop in 2003 starring Matthew Winning as Mike and Karl Mosbacher as Dr. McKenzie. The play was presented as a staged reading at North Carolina Weslyan University and at the NCTC state convention in November 2004. It has yet to receive a professional production; interested parties should contact Professor Lahaie directly to discuss terms. The poster image above was for the workshop production at GWU.
PURGING MARY: A DRAMA IN TWO ACTS
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The newest of Professor Lahaie's plays, this drama uses the domestic conflict surrounding a planned abortion to expose the political intricacies of abortion-on-demand in America, as well as shallow religious hypocrisy in the American church. A powerful 90 minutes of theater!
The play requires a cast of 4 men and 2 women, and a single realistic interior. Running time is approximately 90 minutes. Performance rights are handled by the author. Producers interested in working on this brand new play should contact the author directly to request a perusal manuscript.
Play Synopsis: Joe Seymour and his wife Mary wait in a hospital room for test results. At Joe’s insistence, they are seeking to abort the baby in Mary’s womb. A black man has allegedly raped her one weekend when her husband was away on business. Joe’s southern upbringing makes the thought of bringing this child into the world unbearable. But Joe is a deacon in his church and chairs the local Right-to-Life movement. Counseled against his dangerous course of action by pastors and friends, Joe forces his wife to move forward with his decision to terminate the pregnancy, effectively ending his relationship with church, friends, and community. A tenacious physician discovers that the age of the fetus is inconsistent with the date of the rapeevidence that the child in Mary’s womb does not belong to the man who raped her. This revelation leads Joe to believe that he was just hours away from aborting his own child, which causes him great consternation and regret. While the repentant couple revels in their nuptial joys, the doctor runs a paternity test to verify his assumptions, but discovers that Joe is not the father of the baby. Backed in a corner, Mary owns up to her long-standing marital unfaithfulness, forcing the play to its frightful climax. Mary declares that she will leave her husband for her lover and that she will have the baby. In a fit of rage, Joe strangles her until she is unconscious. With Mary lying prone on the bed, Joe violently pounds her womb, forcing Mary to miscarry her child. With great chaos, the play ends with Joe contradicting everything he has worked to establish, leading to his total ruin.
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THE CATTLEMAN'S SUITE: A COMEDY IN TWO ACTS
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Located on the thirteenth floor of the Dallas Grand Hotel, the cattleman’s suite is the chosen site of Julie Drithers’ not-so-happy engagement party. Her father, a once wealthy but now almost bankrupt Texas oilman, has rented the old suite again to celebrate his daughter’s engagement in the same place and manner that he had celebrated his own engagement thirty years earlier. Only this time the engagement is the father’s idea, not the bride’s. Through the calculated wedding of his daughter to Matt Snooker, the son of his best friend and founder of the industry’s leading pipe and rigging company, Mr. Drithers hopes to save his own ailing oil company and avoid disaster. However, he gets more disaster than he can handle when Bobby, Julie’s true love, sets out to rescue his one-and-only. Drithers' problems seem small compared to Julie’s wrath when she learns of the deception played upon her. Add an untimely pregnancy, two clumsy villains, a hotel staff from hell, and the recipe for comedy is complete! Published as The Cattelman's Suite: A Comedy in Two Acts. New York: iUniverse, 2002.
This play is the first in a planned trilogy of Texas Hotel Comedies. The following two plays, which are presently in progress, are entitled THE CATTLE BARON'S BALL and COWPOKES AND CATTLEPRODS.
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The play requires a cast of 9 men and 3 women, and a single realistic interior. Running time is just under two hours. This is ideal fare for community theater venues, dinner theaters, or high school drama groups. The image above is from the front cover of the published script. Performance rights are handled by the author.
SIX SOLDIER JUNCTION: A SOLDIERS' ANTHOLOGY
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A Long One-Act Play. Written about the first American conflict in Iraq (Desert Storm), this 25-minute post-modern drama looks at the atrocity of war through the eyes of the soldiers who were there. The media coverage hailed Desert Storm to be a major American victory--almost no blood shed by the allied force, while hundreds of thousands of Iraqi soldiers were wiped away or captured. This play reveals that no military conflict is without repercussions for the individuals who fought it. Published in NEW PLAYS FESTIVAL, Volume One: New One-Act Plays by Emerging American Playwrights. New York: iUniverse, 2003.
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THE TRANSLATION
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THE OLD MAN AND HIS WILL
A One-Act Play. William Jefferson Makepeace, age 83, is terminally ill. He has experienced great success in a high-level business career and has amassed a considerable fortune. Unfortunately, he has not enjoyed it and has had no one with whom he could share it. At the end of his life, he summons the four people closest to him for an afternoon tea--his purpose is to read his living will and divide his fortune with them before his illness takes his sanity and autonomy. Not understanding the gravity of the invitation, not even one of his invited guests appear for the reading of the will. Speaking to an empty table, the old man disinherits the four friends and gives his fortune to his servants. He then kills himself in despair.
Published in NEW PLAYS FESTIVAL, Volume Three: New One-Act Plays by Emerging American Playwrights. New York: iUniverse, 2006.
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GRASSHOPPERS AND BEETLEBUGS
Description coming soon!
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DRESSING FOR THE OCCASION:
or the rise and fall of architect James
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MEETING MISTER WRIGHT
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